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phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

(via chickennuggetpower)

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bovineroyalty:

#maybe that guys a squib. #you don’t know his life (x)

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derpcakes:

Getting emotional about headcanons and AUs like

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redeaddie:

ladyintheattic:

i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene

This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.

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memefuckery:

intellectualpizza:

memefuckery:

I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse…..

SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT

It’s okay, like 12 other people thought that

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iguanamouth:

a lot of people are burned out on emoticons but one that ill never get tired of is :> because it looks like youre being talked to by a friendly bird

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uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot
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quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

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meladoodle:

*awkwardly left alone with a baby* soooo….. do you… watch game of thrones?

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allonsyforever:

mugglebornheadcanon:

501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.

"accidentally"

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