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tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

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espeonofficial:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"roger that"

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mellow-sleep:

aluox:

blood-mages-anonymous:

x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

God it’s actually making me uncomfortable

No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.

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I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message

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do you feel the anger and frustration?

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lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

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Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know
Well, now they know

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urulokid:

do not pity the dead harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who leave the theater before the credits are finished completely rolling on a marvel film

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deansass:

turnyourgreyskiesblue:

Doing my work yesterday I came across a man called Herbert Beerbohm Tree, a Shakespearean actor from the 1800s… why is this important, I hear you ask. LOOK AT HIM:

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I genuinely thought I had turned the page over to Tom Hiddleston. But the book I was looking at was written before Hiddles became super famous. 

No wonder he’s so into Shakespeare.

what do you mean that’s not Tom Hiddleston

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fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

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chiba-saori:

chiba-saori:

insearchofbread:

how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?

gluten tag

i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement 

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robots-and-electric-sheep:

yippie-ki-yay-mother-fucker:

Chris Pine is older than Chris Hemsworth.

jim kirk is older than his dad

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stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

sugaredpoison:

Hard to believe he is now captain america.

this and Hagrid’s mom and dad are the most important questions 

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  • someone: have you seen this movie?
  • me: no but i've seen gifs
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anneboleyns:

anneboleyns:

these stills of joffrey look like someone just said something really offensive

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once-upon-a-time-the-end:

He said if he ran in those shoes, they’d fall off.

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